04-25-2003, 05:46 PM
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hey
Come here often?
What's the BEST and WORST pickup lines you guys have heard?
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04-26-2003, 01:37 AM
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11 views and no response? Come on, here's your chance to hold up a pinky finger 
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Originally Posted by Insane_Man
When your entire self worth is based on your cunt's ability to act as a cock magnet, some issues are bound to arise.
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04-28-2003, 03:35 PM
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Is there a good pick up line? lol....that's probably why no-one has responded.
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04-28-2003, 03:37 PM
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An Honest One
I think your really pretty/beautiful i would love to take you out to dinner sometime or have a drink.. Would that be ok?
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04-29-2003, 11:55 AM
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Seriously-
"Are you down with the brown? "
I could not stop laughing!
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"but anal is a gift from the gods i tell you" BiggieSwolls
"Nickly Poo
Nicky Poo, I miss that ass, bring it back,
You showed us how to juice with class, I miss that,
And when you moderated, you did it with style,
And when you masterbated, you did it for a while,
I miss your smile, I miss your feet, I miss your humor,
You showed us your human side, when Natty lied about his tumor,
But that's the past, no need to worry about that a bit,
Come back and boss us around again, and this time show us your tits!" Redman
WZ for Mod 2007
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04-29-2003, 11:58 AM
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Originally posted by Nicole
Seriously-
"Are you down with the brown? "
I could not stop laughing!
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Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Funny, funny shit!!!!!!
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That was like ThermoNuclear Ownage on a global scale.
Lauw, i take my cock and slap it over both your shoulders as you kneel before me. Lauw, you will now and forever be my bitch. Rise, Bitch Lauw of the EU. You have recieved your bitchhood.
Johny J
DADAWGS MINI ME
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04-29-2003, 12:33 PM
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lol....i remember a guy saying to me "you know, you've got Christmas legs" and I kinda went "huh?" and he says "perfect for wrapping!"
lol...where do u guys come up with these?
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04-30-2003, 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by Fyre
lol....i remember a guy saying to me "you know, you've got Christmas legs" and I kinda went "huh?" and he says "perfect for wrapping!"
lol...where do u guys come up with these?
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LOL!!!!
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"but anal is a gift from the gods i tell you" BiggieSwolls
"Nickly Poo
Nicky Poo, I miss that ass, bring it back,
You showed us how to juice with class, I miss that,
And when you moderated, you did it with style,
And when you masterbated, you did it for a while,
I miss your smile, I miss your feet, I miss your humor,
You showed us your human side, when Natty lied about his tumor,
But that's the past, no need to worry about that a bit,
Come back and boss us around again, and this time show us your tits!" Redman
WZ for Mod 2007
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05-03-2003, 05:37 AM
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Mrs. Pheezy; mom of Loki
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..when they don't say a word for hours and just follow you around like some stalker...you just look up and see that same face staring at you...creepy...
...or when you're out on the floor dancing and some yahoo comes and barges right in the middle trying to rub his sweaty ass body all over you...thinks he's Rico Suave when he's a class one dipshit with beer breath...
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Ducky, what's for lunch?
~Mr. dB
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme hold one of yous... and feed you a leaf. Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."
~Mitch Hedberg
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05-03-2003, 05:41 AM
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Mrs. Pheezy; mom of Loki
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...to me, there are really no "best" pick-up lines....the 2 of you either hit if off or not...you can be as smooth as hell, but if the chemistry ain't there, it ain't happenin'....
...peace..
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Ducky, what's for lunch?
~Mr. dB
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme hold one of yous... and feed you a leaf. Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."
~Mitch Hedberg
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05-03-2003, 04:57 PM
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I've found that most guys tell a woman she is more beautiful than THEY REALLY THINK THE WOMAN IS, just to get laid. As long as the woman can give the guy a hardon, the guy will go for it.
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05-03-2003, 06:21 PM
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Spoken like a true gentleman.......lol....jk
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05-03-2003, 10:24 PM
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Mrs. Pheezy; mom of Loki
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
Seriously-
"Are you down with the brown? "
I could not stop laughing!
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...tell him he has to go first.. 
...what a nimrod....  
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Ducky, what's for lunch?
~Mr. dB
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme hold one of yous... and feed you a leaf. Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."
~Mitch Hedberg
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