My balls are relentless...

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

MY BIG SWOLLEN HCG INFLATED BALLS ARE TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS. MY BALLS ARE LARGE. MY BALLS ARE IN CHARGE. MY BALLS SEEM TO SWING EVERY TIME I'M IN THE SHOWER AND I SING. AS I DRY OFF AND PREPARE TO MAKE MY EGGS, I FREQUENTLY SEE LARGE BRUISES ON THE INSIDES OF MY LEGS. I SCRATCH MY HEAD AND THINK IN WILD WONDER, HOW THOSE LITTLE WHORES FEEL UNDER 255LBS OF RUMBLING THUNDER! THEY BEG ME TO STOP, BUT THEN JUMP UP ON TOP.... AS THEY BEG ME TO MAKE MY PENIS GO "POP"! I GRAB THEM BY THE THROAT AND TUG ON THEIR HAIR AND FORCE FEED THEM MY SACK, MADE SMOOTH BY NAIR! AS THEY INCH THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF MY BED.... I WACK EM WITH MY DICK RIGHT UP SIDE THEIR HEAD! THEY LOVE MY BODY, OR SO THEY TELL ME... AND I SAY ITS ALL MADE POSSIBLE THROUGH MAXIMUS HRT! I BLOW LOADS AS IF MY JOINT WAS AN UZI , GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'VE GOT IN STORE FOR LITTLE SUZIE! BEFORE TRT, IT WAS "IN/OUT AND SEE YA".... BUT THEN I GOT THIS CRAZY LITTLE IDEA ! I'D GET MY BLOOD WORK DONE AND LEARN HOW TO "POKE", AND NEVER AGAIN WOULD MY DICK BE A JOKE! I NOW HAVE TWO WRECKING BALLS AND A COCK LIKE A HAMMER, AND AND I LAUGH MY ASS OFF WHEN SHE CRIES AS I SLAM HER! THIS IS THE LIFE AND THE TIMES OF A MAN ON TRT, BUT HEY DONT JUST SIT BACK AND TAKE IT FROM ME..... FOR THEIR ARE MEMBERS OF "TEAM MAXIMUS" THAT SPAN THE NATION..... MAKING PUSSY'S EVERYWHERE BEG FOR A VACATION!

[Mr P]

All hail MAXIMUS

[mlc31]

I don't know where you find the time for this stuff. I do have to admit though that since starting my protocol I don't recall ever having felt this good. Unlike Chip though, I shave my sack like a real man! Maximus for life for me

[Hawgslayer]

Chip, You crazy phucker!

[j2048b]

haha what a porn star!! no homo!

[Hawgslayer]

Just got back from a night of pillage, this chick ain't walking for a few days. Total vag and anal domination. Had to split after she passed out. Grabbed a sack of tacos, and back to the lair. Chip, you the man!

[Illtemper]

I gotta increase my hcg!!!!!! I wanna sack punch filthy pigs too!

Lmao!!!

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

I gotta increase my hcg!!!!!! I wanna sack punch filthy pigs too!

Lmao!!!

I'M ABOUT TO TAP OUT FROM WORK RIGHT NOW AND GO FIND ME A FILTHY PIG TO PUNCH! IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT, I'LL FIND ME A LITTLE "LURKER", SHOOT THE CHIZZIT WITH HER, AND HOPEFULLY HAVE A FULL BLOWN STORY OF COMPLETE ANAL CARNAGE AND VAGINAL DESTRUCTION BY SATURDAY MORNING!

LOVE YOU CLOWNS!!!!!

[Hawgslayer]

Funny thing is this chick called the next day....

Hey, what time did you leave? Can you come over tonight?.....

Umm er umm, hmmm, er well

After getting a dirty sanchez and she still calls, Chip I am not used to this attention.

[Packgus]

After getting a dirty sanchez and she still calls, Chip I am not used to this attention.

dam Hawg where did you find this whore?

is she just someone you picked up at a bar?

[cjw2021]

Wow I think Chip is the next Dr. Seuss. Way better than green eggs and ham. And he doesn't just tell made up stories like Dr. Seuss does... I could have written the same story myself, granted not with as much rhythm. Adult novels, rap albums, the sky is the limit for our dear leader.