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    i'm a virgin. advice
    I'm 19, good looking guy, but a virgin. I'm able to get most girls i want. What do I need to know so i don't look like a douchebag my first time? thanks

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    you need warm the girl up before sticking your dick between her legs. what you should do to get her real wet is jam your dick in her ass suddenly and hard then pull it out and stick it in her snatch. she will love it.

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    Practice on a blow up doll. Dress it up a little, stockings, nice little outfit and maybe your moms fur coat. Then proceed with CA's advice.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainAwesome
    you need warm the girl up before sticking your dick between her legs. what you should do to get her real wet is jam your dick in her ass suddenly and hard then pull it out and stick it in her snatch. she will love it.
    even now my girls still likes this technique...

    a solid advice here

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    dude the first time will suck and be really dumb, fuck a slut and git it over with then once youve done it you will change and the pussy will come to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoFever
    dude the first time will suck and be really dumb,
    That is the only good advice, these dudes are out to see you fail. I am sure you know the basics, positions & such. The one thing I'll never forget is how stiff the pussy is when you first get started. But since by the time you are on top of her you ain't going to loose your hard, so just relax and keep working it over with your tip and relax & enjoy it. It will slowly just keep getting softer. Just make sure you don't loose your load early, lol.

    I guess a lot of dudes who have that problem work it with their fingers first. Maybe I am stating the obvios here. If so forgive me.

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    Get crazy wit the cheeze wiz!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by veritas
    I'm 19, good looking guy, but a virgin. I'm able to get most girls i want. What do I need to know so i don't look like a douchebag my first time? thanks
    Na, your first time doesnt suck. You guys are trippen...

    Listen, dont go in it with a neg attitude. Instead, realize your the motha f*ckn shit, tell yourself your fabulious, and take a bullet from the chamber before you go at it. Dont get too excited. If you start to get shit going, you get to excited, just slow the shit down a little. Think of something to take your mind off the situation. You dont want to blow to early. You know?

    Have fun with it. Dont be up tight. If the b*tch wants to lick your ass let her. F*ck it. Lick hers too. Talk to her ... if you get nervious and start to think you dont know what your doing, ask bro. Girls dont give a f*ck. If she likes what your doing, she probably wont be able to answer you, or at least she'll moun yes. If she doesnt likes it, but would like you to do something else she'll tell you. Their aint anything wrong with that. Let her guide you around a bit. Its cool.

    Just be yourself most importantly. Be up front and honest with her & tell her if you want (that your a virgin) - that wont hurt anything. If you tell her, the worst you could do is lower her expectations. And she will probably get a bigger kick out of being your first and teaching you some new shit than anything else anyways. Girls are pretty easy to please - they dont always need an orgasim to receive pleasure ... unless that's all she's looken for (is a f*ck). Stay away fromt he slut b*tches and you want have that probelm though.

    Ya heard ... now go get some strange - stay positive!!!

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    well u must look like ass if u aint gettin pussy . . either that or it is a sign from god saying ur gay!

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    girls... are a pain in the ass. if you want pussy you need to say the right things. girls arent all about what you look like. ever see the fat little fuck with the hot ass bitch. its because he can charm. its all trial and error. go after a girl if you think shes hot. whats the worst that can happen? she can say no?

    what drives a girl even more crazy, is if you turn down sex... sounds stupid... but its true. also the jammin your dick in her ass thing... bs... she'll beat your ass with a near-by blunt object. keep it away from the asshole.

    make sure you warm her up... if she has sensative nipples... spend a little more time there... lick/caress the sensitive spots, neck, stomach, ribs, etc. DO NOT JUST DIVE IN!!! if shes not wet enough its gunna hurt... both of you... when going down on her tease her a little, dont go directly for the clit... lick her pubic bone, the space between her legs and twat, then maybe the lips, then inside... be sure to do it slow... itll drive her wild... then get closer and closer to the clit... youll know because if done correctly she should be trying to shove your face in lol. stay away from the penetration... let that wait till your ready to go for the gold...

    whenever you think shes ready go for the gold... but if u feel like your going to go to fast... think about something unsexy to kill your excitement (not to much youll kill your hardon). a good one is prime numbers over 100, or times tables... u get the idea.

    my first time i did this a little to well... i lasted TOO long... and yes this does happen quite often... the girl will go and youll still be humping 20 minutes later... and shes bored... my first time she went and i took probably about another 10 minutes to bust... im talking streight humping, non stop...

    just go in and have solutions to any problem that can occur, solve them as they pop up... too close... think about something else and slow down a little... to far away... think about her snatch... get excited... etc

    it all comes with time...

    hope this helps.

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    1) learn how to lick some pussy......makes the worst lover with the littlest dick a superstud!!! ( i know from 1st hand expierence )

    2) be a good kisser....chicks love it

    3) dont stress out....it kills your willy's hang time ( been there and been to anxious...sux when that happens )

    4) don't focus on performance....we ( men ) are to concerned about setting the world land speed record to fuck the shit out of her and make her cum fast. Focus more on her instead of u and things will be fine.

    enjoy dude and good luck
    Last edited by seti; 03-27-2005 at 11:30 AM.

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    if your worried about cumming quickly tryh jerking off a little prior to going out

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    what u gotta do bro, is go fuck some hookers dude....get some practice because when u find a chick and u fuck her and shes been fucked before....and u dont do a good job...she wont ever call u anymore cause you suck....trust me...this happend to my the first girl i fucked i was 16 she was 19....i lasted maybe 4 - 5 minutes the first time...then i fucked her 3 times after that so 4 nuts i blew in the matter of an hour and a half or 2 hours....then i got this girlfriend when i was 17 and i would fuck her 3 - 4 times a day and i got better and better at it....i always make sure the girl cums before i do...its the #1 rule bro...trust these words....if u dont fuck a girl good the first time....say goodbye... another thing of advice i can give you is when u feel that ur about to cum...pull out and start fingering her...then put it back in ....

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    Yeah man take his advice!

    Just knock em out. and then graple em to the floor...then they're yours for your disposal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRearden
    Yeah man take his advice!

    Just knock em out. and then graple em to the floor...then they're yours for your disposal.
    exactly, you learned well my son...but you only have 70 posts and i bet ur a weenie quit talking shit

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    you can first practise whith a goat or a sheep,they make a special sound when
    they like it!

    only wach out for armed farmers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskabel4
    you can first practise whith a goat or a sheep,they make a special sound when
    they like it!

    only wach out for armed farmers!
    This is sound advice, listen up son

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    see you down in AR bay.. HowardRearden's Avatar
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    correction, 69 posts....wooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRearden
    Yeah man take his advice!

    Just knock em out. and then graple em to the floor...then they're yours for your disposal.
    LOL, I can't help cause I only score with fat chicks (they don't care how you perform, they are just happy you showed up)... but Lil G's grappling idea sounds good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRearden
    Yeah man take his advice!

    Just knock em out. and then graple em to the floor...then they're yours for your disposal.
    Hahah! i can't believe it followed him here.... But the main thing is the ORDER: knock em' out FIRST then grapple, THEN get pic taken THEN post and tell everybody how you "like to hurt people" ... HILARIOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainAwesome
    you need warm the girl up before sticking your dick between her legs. what you should do to get her real wet is jam your dick in her ass suddenly and hard then pull it out and stick it in her snatch. she will love it.
    great free advise ! this will work 99.9% of the time !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Die$eL~Man
    great free advise ! this will work 99.9% of the time !

    Agreed. Veritas, we're not here to see you fail. Don't listen to the fvckin newbies. Stick with the tried-and-true advice given by the vets. That would be CaptainAwesome, 1BadBeast, Kojie, Diesel, and myself. I've personally used this info and it has worked over 99% of the time.

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    I highly doubt this kid will ever post here again....

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    I was 24 my first time, and very nervous about it. According to my lady she expected that it wouldnt be great my first time, first time sex is sometimes akward with a new person, double that when its my first time ever.... with anyone.

    If it were me Id just say hey, ive never done this before so ya know.... if they are expecting some porn superstar sex god action from you, they need to reconsider.

    Just relax and enjoy

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    roofies work well

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